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This week, we start off mourning a friend we’ve come to know and love from his days on the Opie and Anthony Show on SiriusXM…
STEVE CARLESI
Radio producer Steve Carlesi, passed away suddenly last Wednesday at the age of 37. Fans of Opie and Anthony knew him as Steve C, Martini Steve and Steve the Bear. He was a huge presence on the show for over a decade and served as both producer and executive producer during his time with the show. Steve C’s passing was sudden and he is survived by his wife, and a young son. So many people liked Steve and want to help out his family so a page has been set up for donations. Donations can be made here at: tinyurl.com/stevecfund.
You can also send your thoughts and stories about Steve to his family, these will be saved and given to his son. Send rememberances to rememberstevec@gmail.com.
On the show tonight…
We talk to two gorgeous babes at once!
GABRIELLA PALTROVA & JUELZ VENTURA
Gabriella and Julez will be performing at Headquarters Gentleman’s Club in New York City tomorrow night.
Headquarters Gentleman’s Club is located at 552 W 38th Street at 11th Ave in NYC.
For info go to the club’s website or call (212) 967-4646
This week, we talk to someone we’ve wanted on the show for forever!
This week, we hunt one of the mighty unicorns that we’ve sought for a long time!
This week on the show…
JIM BREUER
Jim is a huge presence in the comedy world and you may know him from his many years on Saturday Night Live, or his many movie appearances in films such as, “Half Baked”, “Beer League” and “Zookeeper”.
You can also hear Jim on SiriusXM’s “Raw Dog Comedy” on SiriusXM Channel 99.
Before we talk to Jim, we reference this bit from Saturday Night Live where Jim and Colin Quinn meet Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro which can be seen on this Romanian website (because NBC/Universal has been diligent in making sure it’s nowhere else on the internet)
We plug our pal Jim Norton’s comedy special “Please Be Offended” that just aired on Epix HD and we play his bit about airport security going into break…
Also, we talk to John’s dad…
Talk about Daniel Tosh being the newest comedian in the spotlight for his handling of a heckler…
And much, much more…
Did you miss part of the show? Listen below!! Or download us on iTunes by clicking HERE
We took a week off and now we’re back with a vengeance…
Tonight, we get down to the things most people are interested in…
An distracting talk with a class action litigator…
And litigating talk with a classy distractor…
Huh? What? Nevermind…
ALEX BARNETT
Alex is 1/6th of the Comedians At Law comedy firm touring the country right now. We’ve had JL Cauvin and Kevin Israel on the show before and now it’s Alex’s turn at bat. Alex is a former class action litigator and we talk to him about ethics in big business, leaving law to perform comedy, Alex’s inherited “hypochondria” and the masochism of comedians.
The Comedians At Law are gearing up for a big fall tour! Check out the Comedians At Law website at ComediansAtLaw.com for their upcoming schedule!
There were two big parts of the NHL Playoffs that we were interested in…
Two really big parts…
They both happen to be on our next guest’s chest…
TAYLOR STEVENS
Taylor is an accomplished adult performer who happened to be gifted tickets to the NHL Playoffs. Tay, took this opportunity to do her part in helping the LA Kings defeat the NJ Devils, by distracting Devils Head Coach, Peter DeBoer with her massive mammaries! See the video below!
Taylor tells us she auctioned off the gravity defying shirts she wore at these games off for charity, her time in the business, why she left and why she decided to return and so much more!
It’s always a fun time when we can get return guests to the show…
It shows that people really do like doing our show…
And of course, we love having them back…
Our first guest is on an neverending quest to fix himself. Kinda like we do with our shitty audio issues which are plentiful in this episode (we apologize)…
JOE MATARESE
We welcome Joe back to the show after he rushed his kids to sleep just to talk to us again! He talks to us about doing our show again, his podcast “Fixing Joe”, prepping himself for his call to The Nick and Artie Show after his appearance on our show, doing Chelsea Lately to promote his Stress Factory gig, and we make a little lighthearted fun of Vinnie Brand.
Joe will be at everyone’s favorite NJ venue for comedy…
Vinnie Brand’s Stress Factory!
He’ll be doing 5 shows from Thu, June 14th – Sat, June 16th
For tickets go to the Stress Factory website or call (732) 545-HAHA
Check out Joe’s podcast “Fixing Joe” also at JoeMatarese.com or iTunes
On the second half of the show tonight…
We talked to her briefly at Exxxotica in NJ and we welcome her back to the show for a regular appearance…
STOYA
After nights upon nights sleeping on a couch, Stoya talks to us from her front steps as she watches a neighbor unload their belongings from a moving truck with jealousy. After moving, she still doesn’t have her comfy bed to sleep in and something about wanting to drink champagne from Justine Joli’s shoes. While talking to Stoya, we get a brief history of the current standing of the adult industry as far as the major players in the business right now. We also talk with her about her new aerial act which she’ll be performing at Exxxotica this year! At some point, the interview derailed and we started talking about necrophilia!
You can check out more of Stoya at her Tumblr account stoya.tumblr.com/
Brian worked day shift today on 3.5 hours sleep and he’s exhausted… but we carry on a fine show anyway, just for you!
We talk a little more about the recent zombie attack in Florida and Brian gives John credit for his line, “Dude, this guy has to smell farts for the rest of his life!”
We also talk about this video of a zombie spoof shot in Florida…
Then we briefly talk about how hot twins can be…
After the break, we talk about inappropriate sexual positions and ways to orgasm…
We get a little bit of mileage out of a position called “The Angry Dolphin” suggested to us by SleazeDog in the chat room…
On the 2nd part of the show, we talk to our first male adult performer on the show…
ERIC JOHN
We’re excited to get a male perspective on the business for a change, so we talk to male adult performer Eric John. Eric is calling us from his penthouse apartment in LA, which is in the same neighborhood as the Staples Center which is currently host to the NHL Playoffs where the LA Kings are expected to win. As we talk to Eric, you can hear the sirens in the background of the police reinforcing the area, in case the shit hits the fan, which never happened because the Kings lost.
We talk about the sterotypes in the porn industry where people think that performers in the industry are just stupid people who don’t know how to hold down other jobs. Eric shares with us that he’s getting ready to go to his MIT reunion with his lovely wife, Vicki Chase, who is also a performer. Then we make a connection when we get a call from “Sonya” who is a fan of Eric’s and has never had the chance to talk to him before. Eric elaborates on his feelings about being a male in the adult industry, how he’s treated by different companies, the undercrediting of male porn stars on films, and much more…
We give away a copy of Lainie Speiser’s book, “Confessions of the Hundred Hottest Porn Stars” which Eric and Vicki are in, courtesy of our pals at PenthouseStore.com
Want copies of this book for yourself? Go to PenthouseStore.com and enter code word, “FREAKS“ and save yourself 25% off your entire order!
Did you miss part of the show? Listen below!! Or download us on iTunes by clicking HERE
Ok, who are we kidding? But at least we’re here doing another show, just for you! No, really, just for you!
We start the show talking about many things including sex toys, video games and these two guys above who decided to have a hell of a Memorial Day party of their own. One might even say it was a “face eating” good time! Yes, we’re talking about the zombie, face eating, bath salts case that happened in Florida recently. What the fuck are these people doing down there? Don’t they know bath salts are for soaking?
On the 2nd part of the show, we talk to the girl with the pinkest pussy in porn, who returns of her 2nd appearance on our show…
ALEXIS FORD
We welcome Alexis back to the show for her 2nd appearance. We talk to her about her star studded birthday party which just recently passed at Rick’s Cabaret, in NYC, we talk to her about her becoming Penthouse Pet of the Month for June 2012, the use of makeup, how she likes to do her makeup so that she looks dirty all the time, her cheek accidentally puts her phone on mute and we think she hung up on us, being a contract model for Adam & Eve, Her role as Katie in the upcoming Smash Pictures version of “50 Shades of Grey”, Alexis wanting to do some more feature dancing, and a little scandal involving Teagan Pressley and her boyfriend and much, much more!
We give away a copy of “Penthouse Variations: Sex Secrets Of A Dirty Blonde” starring Alexis Ford, courtesy of our pals at PenthouseStore.com
Because we love our fans, we try and pack as much entertainment into each show as possible each week.
This week is no exception. We’ve got three big guests for you!
First off, we wish a Happy Birthday to our pal, Opie from the Opie and Anthony Show on SiriusXM Satellite Radio.
GREGG “OPIE” HUGHES
Happy Birthday to one of our biggest influences and a large portion of the reason for the way The Radio Freaks is.
We very much admire the path that Opie and Anthony have blazed and we humbly follow their footsteps.
Our first guest is another one of the Comedians At Law…
KEVIN ISRAEL
Kevin is the 2nd guest we’ve had in our continuing series with the “Comedians At Law”. We talk with Kevin about doing comedy, then going to law school and winding up back doing comedy, disappointing his parents, his style of comedy and much more.
You can see Kevin at his upcoming gig with The Comedians At Law at WindanSea Restaurant in Atlantic Highlands, NJ tomorrow, May 24th at 9:30pm. Dinner and the show is $40 and tickets for just the show are $20. For more information, call 732-872-2266 or go to http://www.windanseanj.com/
Also, catch The Comedians At Law at The Stress Factory on Wednesday, June 13, 2012. For more information, go to StressFactory.com or call 732-545-HAHA.
Our second guest tonight has roots in Philadelphia, but currently calls NYC home base…
BIG JAY OAKERSON
Jay started doing comedy in Philadelphia for his first 2 or 3 years in comedy, but has been headlining clubs all around the country for the last 10 years. Much like everyone and their mothers, Jay also has his own podcast called “The Legion Of Skanks” which he does with his pals Luis Gomez and Dave Smith. We talk about genuine podcasting and not fabricating horseshit to talk about or “fake moments” in radio.
Jay will be hosting the “Miss Kildares” contest tomorrow night at Kildares Irish Pub in the Manayunk section of Philadelphia. For more information, go to KildaresIrishPub.com or call Kildares at 215-482-7242.
Our third and final guest tonight brings the sexy you expect from The Radio Freaks…
JAYDEN COLE
Right off the bat, we ask Jayden to settle a bet about her natural hair color and she is in fact originally a ginger. We talk to Jayden about her podcast “Seks Skwad” with Jayden James which can be heard Tuesday nights at 10pm PST on The Toad Hop Network and we cover Jayden’s career playing Snow White at Disney World and how she made the transition from Disney to the pages of Penthouse and Playboy. She gives us the scoop on the activities backstage at Disney and what happens when the guests go home.
In the Radio Freaks broadcasting system, the people are entertained by two separate and not equally important co-hosts: the tech support geek in Brooklyn, and the tubby EMS dispatcher in Philadelphia. These are their stories…
Tonight we have a Law and Disorder show for you…
Our first guest gave up his job as an Assistant District Attorney in Bronx, NY, to pursue a career in comedy…
JL CAUVIN
JL is one part of a touring group of funny current or former lawyers who call themselves, “Comedians At Law”. We talk with JL about what it’s like to be the ADA in the Bronx and then leave to pursue a comedy career and liken him to other white collar people who try their hand at comedy like Ken Jeong and Greg Giraldo. We also discuss the formation of The Comedians At Law and how he isn’t the only person bored with practicing law who traded legal briefs for beer sodden microphones in dank comedy clubs.
We talk to JL about his upcoming gig at WindanSea Restaurant in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Thursday, May 24th at 9:30pm. Dinner and the show is $40 and tickets for just the show are $20. For more information, call 732-872-2266 or go to http://www.windanseanj.com/
Also, catch The Comedians At Law at The Stress Factory on
Check out JL’s podcast “Righteous P***k with JL Cauvin” also at JLCauvin.com
On the second half of the show tonight…
We talk to the 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year…
HEATHER VANDEVEN
Heather stops by to plug her appearance with Nikki Benz, Justine Joli and Ryan Keely in the Saints Row: The Third – Penthouse DLC Pack! We catch her at the very beginning of a 15 radio show media blitz in the morning, and we’re the first people she talked to!
Take a look at this kick ass trailer for the Saints Row: The Third – Penthouse DLC that we debuted during the show!
We also talk to Heather about her career, her service in the Army as a nutrition inspector, her job as a zip line safety instructor in Costa Rica, her sexuality, getting into the industry, her shows “Life On Top” and “Lingerie” on Cinemax and much, much more! We also found a video on YouTube of Heather doing “the robot” with Krista Ayne and Melissa Jacobs!!! She prides herself in her dancing abilities!! Check it out!!
because it’s May 4th… a date known by Star Wars geeks worldwide as “Star Wars Day” due to “May the 4th be with you” based on the popular Star Wars phrase, “May the force be with you!”
First up, Brian recaps his trip to the Weird Medicine studios in upper east Tennessee…
Then, we talk relationships and advice for women…
ARDEN LEIGH
We talk to relationship author and advice giver for women, Arden Leigh who wrote a book called, “The New Rules of Attraction” (Sourcebooks Dec 2011). Arden markets herself to women as a motivational speaker, blogger, coach, performer, famed seductress, and woman behind the Sirens Seduction Forum.
Much like Marni Kinrys does for the guys, Arden gives advice to women who are looking up their game as far as picking up guys and better ways to do it and how to keep them and keep them happy once they score them.
We come back from break playing The Beastie Boys “Intergalactic” in honor of MCA who passed away from throat cancer today.
On the second half of the show tonight…
we have cable television star in NYC and former adult legend who stared in “Debbie Does Dallas”…
ROBIN BYRD
Not only is Robin an icon on NYC cable television for her own brand of adult cable access programming called, “The Robin Byrd Show” but Robin is a classic adult film actress who has starred in numerous adult films, including the adult film classic “Debbie Does Dallas” playing Mrs. Hardwick.
We talk to Robin about her television career, censorship, safe sex and her time in the adult industry versus what it has become now.
Tonight’s Radio Freaks will have you either playing with yourself or laughing your ass off!
Unless of course you’re good at multitasking like we are…
In which case, you’ll be doing both like we do!
First up on the show tonight is a certifiable comic genius or a complete nutcase… you decide!
ESTHER KU
We open the show with a parody song by Esther Ku entitled “I Get Off Alone” which is a clever cover of Green Day’s “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams”.
We talk to Esther about how we’ve tried to get her on the show for a while now, girls taking a dump at a guy’s house, we comment on how she reminds us of a live action Anime character, her massage experience, how she decided to get into comedy based on a sentence in a book and her crazy ex-boyfriend.
Esther was on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” and the “Hottest Funniest Chick” on the Howard Stern Show, and quickly has become one of our favorites! She’s highly under-rated! If she’s performing in a city near you, you’d be a fool to miss her!
We talk to burlesque performer and Penthouse Pet of the Month for September 2007…
JUSTINE JOLI
We talk to the very sexy Justine about marijuana, medical pain, guys that stuff their pants, our sex lives, her experiences as a burlesque dancer with Doc Wasabassco’s troupe, japanese anime and hentai porn, we fill her in on how hentai got us thrown off of UStream, her acting career in experimental theatre in New York and much more!
Because Justine was on the show, we gave away 2 DVDs from PenthouseStore.com both starring Justine!
Want copies of these for yourself? Go to PenthouseStore.com and enter code word, “FREAKS” and save yourself 25% off your entire order!
